Hey, longtime, huh?
Just to let you know that in 2014, this whole site will be transformed into a huge resume/insight into the goings on in SoCal or wherever life takes me.
But, with an election coming in 2014, you can rest assured that it’ll have a lot to do with politics and my past time, Cocktails and Movies, as well as searching for more work and whatever else occurs to me.
It will be rated R (I figure why tone it down, it’s MY blog), so if you’re delicate sensibilities are going to be offended, the time to opt out is before Jan 1st.
Until then, have a great rest of the holidays.
In today’s society, The Great Wall(s) of America divide us through many means
Hi honey. Hi honey. Did you like dinner? Yes, I did.
If there is one thing that I’ve learned as I’ve gotten older in this era of “social media” and technological breakthroughs, it’s that there is a separation that has grown between people, even among our closest friends, that I like to call “The Great Wall(s) of America.” By relying on the usage of Facebook, Twitter, Instagam and the myriad of other social media outlets, we have built a wall between ourselves. We no longer have the ability to converse directly with each other, let alone the telephone. We’ve built The Great Wall(s) of America around ourselves. The Chinese may have been able to build a wall to keep out their enemies. We’ve built walls to keep out our friends. Continue reading
Yesterday, I was at Von’s buying what I thought was a 1/2 gallon of orange juice for the week and I looked at the bottle and it was actually only 59 oz. WTF!?!? This was quite puzzling as I could have sworn that it was logical to sell liquid things in America in gallon-based sizes, or at least ounces. So Tim, you’re asking yourself, “What’s wrong with that? Who really cares if it’s 59 ounces or 64 ounces?”
Well, do you mean besides that fact that I’m paying for 5 oz less of OJ at the old gallon price or that there might be something insidious at work here? I’ll tell you: 59 oz is actually 1.75l in diguise! Sure, it took me some time to do the conversion, but I found it.
Yes, that’s right: the metric system is taking over. About 40 years after my grade school teachers tried to foist this crazy, logic-based system of measurement on me and my generation, it’s slowly being introduced into American culture. It’s killing the memories of my youth:
- When I grew up, everyone called it a “fifth of…” (rum, vodka, whiskey, etc.), now we call it a 750ml bottle. How am I supposed to know how much I’m drinking? I’m an American. If I drink 750ml of liquor, what does that equal in oz? Can I drive? Can a case be made in front of a judge that I didn’t know the conversion factor?
- Also, autos of my youth had cubic inch engines, which sounded so much more badass than liters or god forbid, litres. A 427 cubic inch ‘Cuda engine sounds so much more insane than would a 7L engine. Roarrr!
So, who do we blame for this infection of logical, decimal-based numeral system of weights and measures? Most would probably blame Obama, if it hadn’t started much earlier than his presidency. Could it be a European socialist plot to subvert Americans by slowly confusing them on how much they’re eating and or drinking? Or is it something more benevolent? Maybe the government and the “powers that be” are working to lessen consumption of EVERYTHING by slowly switching over to the metric system to make if seem like we’re consuming the same amounts, but we’re not. Anyway you slice it, we’re slowly being weened off the measurements that came from measuring pre Roman and Anglo-Saxon invaders’ feed, barleycorns and rods. (heh heh).
When you’re starting to see highway measurements in km instead of miles or gas measured in liters instead of gallons, you’ll know the conversion is complete. And you’ll realize I was right.
To post on Facebook and Twitter, do you need “social media emotion?”
You, too, can market yourself during a tragedy.
95% of the time that I check my Facebook and/or Twitter posts, there’s not much I care to comment on or even care about. Do I really need to see (or reply to) a post about “I really shouldn’t have eaten that second doughnut,” or “I really hope that Desiree finds the right guy on ‘The Bachelorette.'”? No, and most times I don’t give it a second thought. However, there is a time when all the drivel that people have posted comes back to me and that’s when social media emotion rears its ugly head and people post something that isn’t drivel and they lay down some personal “outrage” about something in the news. And I can no longer take these people seriously. Continue reading
Job Market to normalize “in two weeks or so…”
I’m so excited to bring you this announcement personally! In an exclusive to the rest of the California, no, The Country, I can now say that the U.S. job market, so weak for so long now, will return to normal in a couple of weeks. Or so I keep being told. The fact that I’ve been told this by various sources for many months now isn’t keeping my spirits down. Continue reading