Off Topic Tim http://offtopictim.com Sure, you may not be talking about it NOW... Mon, 04 Mar 2013 23:42:04 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 The Sun Is An A**hole http://offtopictim.com/2013/03/the-sun-is-an-ahole/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=the-sun-is-an-ahole http://offtopictim.com/2013/03/the-sun-is-an-ahole/#comments Mon, 04 Mar 2013 23:22:07 +0000 TimmyB http://offtopictim.com/?p=1045

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The Sun can just suck it. Don’t get me wrong, without the sun I wouldn’t be here, at my desk, wracking my brain for ideas and typing away. My parents wouldn’t go to Florida for two months every year to … Continue reading →

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]]> http://offtopictim.com/2013/03/the-sun-is-an-ahole/feed/ 0 What’s With All This 24-Hour Happiness? http://offtopictim.com/2013/02/whats-with-all-this-goddmned-24-hour-happiness/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=whats-with-all-this-goddmned-24-hour-happiness http://offtopictim.com/2013/02/whats-with-all-this-goddmned-24-hour-happiness/#comments Tue, 05 Feb 2013 18:58:47 +0000 TimmyB http://offtopictim.com/?p=1037

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WHY do we have to be happy 24/7? “Cheer up,” they say. “Smile. Be happy.” We are told to be happy.  Why? What’s going on that you don’t want us to know about? What is happiness? First, what is happiness? The … Continue reading →

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]]> http://offtopictim.com/2013/02/whats-with-all-this-goddmned-24-hour-happiness/feed/ 0 Enough of the “Gates!” http://offtopictim.com/2013/01/enough-of-the-gates/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=enough-of-the-gates http://offtopictim.com/2013/01/enough-of-the-gates/#comments Thu, 24 Jan 2013 23:33:07 +0000 TimmyB http://offtopictim.com/?p=1034

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I was watching the ‘news’ yesterday, while sitting at my desk. I know, I know. I have to stop. One, there is no ‘news’ anymore and two, it sucks. Not the ‘news.’ The people spewing it from their blow holes. … Continue reading →

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It’s ironic that after what seems like a month in the proverbial freezer here in Southern California (and yes, I DO know that our lows of +/- 35 degrees and high’s of +/- 55 degrees were the envy of some … Continue reading →

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]]> http://offtopictim.com/2013/01/oh-hello-there-sunshine-no-i-cant-play-today/feed/ 0 Why Does Everything Have To Be So Real? http://offtopictim.com/2013/01/why-does-everything-have-to-be-so-real/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=why-does-everything-have-to-be-so-real http://offtopictim.com/2013/01/why-does-everything-have-to-be-so-real/#comments Fri, 11 Jan 2013 23:10:48 +0000 TimmyB http://offtopictim.com/?p=1020

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Running towards reality Why does everything have to be so real nowadays? According to reports from CES in Las Vegas this week, the newest and greatest achievement is Ultra HD. That’s 4x times more life-like than your current HD TV. Why do … Continue reading →

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In case you haven’t noticed, which is hard to do since it’s the top story on the news EVERY. DAMN. DAY., the U.S. is heading toward a cliff. It’s like Toonces the Driving Cat is in control of our country, just turning … Continue reading →

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Well, it’s Christmas. And that means that Santa is making the rounds to the kids who have been nice all year, and honestly to the ones who have been a bit naughty as well because parents love their kids no … Continue reading →

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]]> http://offtopictim.com/2012/12/christmas-whats-in-it-for-santa/feed/ 0 Ladies and Gentlemen: It’s Time to Panic!!!! http://offtopictim.com/2012/12/ladies-and-gentlemen-its-time-to-panic/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=ladies-and-gentlemen-its-time-to-panic http://offtopictim.com/2012/12/ladies-and-gentlemen-its-time-to-panic/#comments Tue, 11 Dec 2012 19:12:48 +0000 TimmyB http://offtopictim.com/?p=992

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Today, I’m taking a moment from my busy life of social media consulting (Total Engagement Media), Cocktails & Movies, online dating writing, and being sick to bring you this message: With all due respect to Douglas Adams, IT’S TIME TO PANIC!!! … Continue reading →

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Shop for friends/family or prep for the End of the World? It would have been nice if Christians and Mayans had worked this out earlier. I’m at an impasse this morning on what I am going to write. It’s not … Continue reading →

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]]> http://offtopictim.com/2012/11/why-christmas-v-the-mayans/feed/ 0 Your “+1′s” http://offtopictim.com/2012/11/your-1s/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=your-1s http://offtopictim.com/2012/11/your-1s/#comments Tue, 20 Nov 2012 16:49:55 +0000 TimmyB http://offtopictim.com/?p=977

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I’m back to discuss your “+1′s.” Hello, everyone! It’s the Thanksgiving holiday! Or, as the retail world now calls it: the speed bump between Halloween and Christmas. It’s time today to talk about your “+1′s.” And, no, not just the … Continue reading →

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